she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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