Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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