Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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