Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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