that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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