dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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