About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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