Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
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you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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