We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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