So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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