Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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