i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Damn victory sex feels great
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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