I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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