people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Come see our sink grown plant.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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