Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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