i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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