On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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