I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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