GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
