I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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