I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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