He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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