I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
