I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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