she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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