Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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