You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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