She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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