At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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