It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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