is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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