i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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