K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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