I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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