How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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