You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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