But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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