I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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