So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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