Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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