I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.