Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.