I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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