And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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