we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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