Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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