I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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