I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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