They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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