Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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