Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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