Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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