Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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