im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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